Pepino Guero

I teach at three different schools here in Pepino Heights, Somewhere In The Midwest (SITM). This year, one of my schools is new to the Pepino Suave Program. On Thursday, my first day of teaching there, I was asked 2 zillon times, "Are ya'll Mexican? Ya'll don't look Mexican." The teachers, upon meeting your pickled servant, would say something along the lines of, "A french name and you speak Spanish. Interesting."

Tu legumbre,

Pepino Confundido